Tom Bryja

Member since 2009

Occupation: Sales Manager

Having spent fifteen years in business and sales management, Tom decided that he would audition for Donald Trump’s The Apprentice. Well, Trump took one look at his resume and credentials, giggled, and sent him directly to the Last Comic Standing auditions. Failing to realize the significance of this event, Tom spent the next 782 consecutive days, plotting, scheming, and conniving his revenge against the Donald … as well as countless hours of psychotherapy and two additional years of court supervision. Anyway, then it happened: a light bulb went on in Tom’s head (a 10-watt compact fluorescent, of course) … HIS WHOLE LIFE IS A JOKE … and a comic was born. Now Tom dedicates himself to comedy and making people laugh, hoping that someday he will get the chance to perform for Mr. Trump … and that Mr. Trump will bust a gut laughing … literally!