Duane Baldwin

Member since 1998

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Originally from Michigan, Duane moved to this neck of the woods after the stunning death of Chavez Kong in Banana Bang VII. Disillusioned with big ape fights, he turned his attention to starting a family and raising badgers for sport/food/fun (your choice - perfectly healthy with no vampire blood in 'em - $19.95). He extends his loving appreciation to his wife, two boys, five cats, couple of hermit crabs and of course, Zoidberg. "May the force be with you. Or him. Maybe him too. I don't care either way, the badger's yours, mister, now git off my porch."